Seasons Beatings! 12/24
Seasons Beatings! 12/14/24
Ladies and Gentlemen...Another Kroger Cup in the books, aaaaaand a NEEEEEW Kroger Cup Champion... Captain MIIIICK CHIIIIICKENNNNN!
Rough Tides!
Darryl and Mick faced off in the Semi-Finals, where The Captain took down Darryl and opened the door for a different competitor to face him in the finals this time!... Alas, who could it be?
The Genesis of New Kroger!
This past event saw the birth of the new Kroger Cup youth league, the Great Value Futures Tournament!
Get ready all of you competitors under 17, for now you have your own championship for which to strive!
Close looks!
The Finale saw "Big Ern" Ernie McCrackin returning to the championships rounds, to square off with Captain Mick Chicken in another quintessential Kroger finish for the ages! You couldn't pay the lanes to give you strikes this day, and both men had many throws that should have been!
Man overboard!
In the end, The Captain stayed true to course and plundered himself another taste of glory by upsetting Kroger Legend, Ernie McCrackin by 6 pins...! This win brings the Captain one step closer to Legend status himself! Ahoy!
Fire it up! 11/24
Fire It Up! 11/16/24
Darryl Weathers (Champion) defeated Captain Mick Chicken by 4 pins to retain his title! The captain had an incredible tournament, and Kroger Season high game! but in the end, Darryl slinks away with another narrow victory!
Newcomers Galore!
There were 3 more competitors added to the Kroger Roster this past event! The bowler known only as "Milk Dud", Latoya and Walmart Bag!
The Commissioner showed up!
In a stunning turn of events, the commissioner of The Kroger Cup Championship tournaments was in the house! Phil Riddle hopped on his private jet and made a special trip out to certify this tournament! It was great to see the Commissioner at a Kroger Event!
Mick Chicken!
"Captain" Mick Chicken had one HELL of a showing, scoring 171 in his third game and obliterating all who were placed before him... until the final match where he fell to Darryl Weathers in a hard fought back and forth brawl!
Kroger Excellence!
Everyone gave their all yet again and it was quintessential Kroger! Seasons Beatings should be a great event as usual... you never know what will happen! See you there!
Jeepers Sleepers! 10/24
Jeepers Sleepers! 10/26/24
In a nail biter action packed final, Darryl Weathers (Champion) defeated Legend Geoffrey Scroggins by 3 pins to reclaim his title! It was Geoffrey's to lose and lose it he did!
It was quintessential Kroger!...
The whole event was action packed, and every contest was a close one!
New faces!
The Kroger Roster saw 4 additions to the lineup this event! Pubert Pickle, Beatrix Cheeseworth, Pillsbury Tollhouse and Sedgewick "Cartwright" Scroggins!
Returning icons!
Two, count em, TWO competitors from before the great pause made their return! The Handicapped Prime minister, who made Darryl Weathers sweat and Mr. Wade Waldorf, who took out Danbury Scroggins! Great to see them back!
Intense Finale!
The Finals saw a Legend to the Kroger Universe, Geoffrey Scroggins and "newcomer" Darryl Weathers. It was an incredible event, filled with action, suspense and thermal paper... but in the end it was Darryl Weathers who squeaked out another win!
Stormy Weather(s) 09/24
Stormy Weather(s)! 09/28/24
In a shocking turn of events, Darryl Weathers (Champion) was eliminated in the first round of tournament play! The Diaper Dandy from Morrocco rolled a Gentlemens 58 in his seating round, which paired him up against Darryl!
It was a nail biter!...
Having rolled a 107 in the seating round, Darryl was approaching his battle with confidence and not expecting "The Sultan" to perform! in a 124-125 down to the wire action packed battle, Darryl was eliminated from his title defense at the hands of Ligma Bowlze! What a Kroger debut for the young grifter, who immediately dropped back down into the 50s the very next game!
All around excellence!
The entire Kroger Roster stepped up, and every match was one for the ages! From the newcomers Rusty Berger, and "Mystery T" to seasoned vets like Seymour and The Captain! It was an action-packed LIVE Kroger event!
Mysterious action!
One of the newest competitors to the roster, Mystery T, had to bowl left-handed and was able to take out Geoffrey Scroggins! Scroggins had a bye round after seating 1st, and that break, along with the mysterious RNG of Mystery T really jacked with his head! Way to go Mystery T!
Rookie Finale!
The Finals saw 2 rookies to the Kroger Universe, "Mystery T" and Dr. Leonard Farthammer! It was an incredible event, filled with action, suspense and farmers... but in the end it was the Doctor of Bowling Ball-ogy ™ who overcame the onslaught and emerged victorious!