Experience the Thrill of Victory
Experience Kroger Cup Competitions LIVE! Whether as a competitor or spectator, nothing beats Kroger Action!
What is the Kroger Cup?
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Founded in late 2005 by legendary competitors Geoffrey Scroggins and ”Big Ern" Ernie McCrackin, The Kroger Cup is the premiere bowling tournament world-wide and greatest sporting event known to man. Whether it’s a standard single elimination style tournament, or the anything goes- Tri wizard extravaganza, the Kroger Cup Championship tournament has seen unparalleled action over the years! From poisonous ass-gas-passing tactics to Handicapped Prime Ministers- you’re sure to crap yourself when you witness the majesty of Kroger competition at its finest!
How it works:
The winner of the Kroger event is the last bowler standing and is awarded the sacred Kroger Cup Trophy. Before the next event, they are to glue on a commemorative trinket of their choosing (that fits within the guidelines). At the next event, they are expected to defend their current championship. If they cannot make it to the event, they forfeit their championship and the winner of the event then gets the trophy, and it continues on until the trophy is full. Once full, a new trophy will be forged in the fires of Mount Doom.. and the tournament will continue- forever!
Captain Mick Chicken wins again!
Brackets for the 12/14 event, Seasons Beatings!
Darryl reluctantly hands over the trophy after being defeated by The Captain in the semi-finals: 171-125!
Darryl Weathers slapping some sense into his ball!
Ernie Lickin' Balls!
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